I've been to a lot of weddings and they all suck. They suck if I get wasted and try to nail a bridesmaid. Or if I stay sober and watch wobbly guests make fools of themselves. They suck if I'm part of the wedding party or if I'm just forced to endure their speeches and toasts. So what difference does it make what we do in our wedding? Our best efforts will still result in a wedding that SUCKS.
I was supposed to call the person at the site to clear up some important details. Like about two months ago. I forgot. I can't even find their number and I can't remember their name. I bet I sound like a pussy. It goes with the job. "Tough Guy Groom" is an oxymoron.