Thursday, July 15, 2004

Suckasaurus

I've been to a lot of weddings and they all suck. They suck if I get wasted and try to nail a bridesmaid. Or if I stay sober and watch wobbly guests make fools of themselves. They suck if I'm part of the wedding party or if I'm just forced to endure their speeches and toasts. So what difference does it make what we do in our wedding? Our best efforts will still result in a wedding that SUCKS.

I was supposed to call the person at the site to clear up some important details. Like about two months ago. I forgot. I can't even find their number and I can't remember their name. I bet I sound like a pussy. It goes with the job. "Tough Guy Groom" is an oxymoron.

4 comments:

Anonymous said...

this is just the beginning of a looooonngg trial, ol'chap. keep at it and in the midst of all the chaos, look into your loved ones eyes and try to find some sanity. good luck !

Anonymous said...

You sound like a prize dickhead, friend!

Grow up before getting married, you sound like a sulky kid, not a man.

Stefanie said...

I think that maybe you shouldn't get married. Have you thought of that option? Maybe just go on a long road trip and really think things over. Or just get married. I don't know.

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